Was that headline Upworthy enough, because that’s what I was going for, but those things are harder than you might think to write.
Anyway, here’s a video of two women who think they can tell a man’s ethnicity based on their penis size, but in a blindfolded grope test, they discover that you can’t judge a book by its dick size! Or at least, half of them can’t (one lady is surprisingly accurate).
You see, ladies? You can’t just put us all in a box. We refuse to be categorized. Penises come in all shapes and sizes, regardless of ethnicity, and I think it’s time for the stereotypes to stop, because as a white male, I am offended, and my pain bleeds blood, and as everyone knows, Caucasian blood is the reddest.
Oh and also, this video is pretty messed up, but a little too on the moronic side for any of us to work up any outrage over.
what does someones ethnicity have to do with the size of their penis… and even if their penis is small who the fuck cares???— Mari$a (@favejail) September 11, 2015
Most of us, anyway.
Source: All Def Digital