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These Women Will Challenge Everything You Thought You Knew About Ethnicity and Penis Size!

By Dustin Rowles | Videos | September 22, 2015 |

By Dustin Rowles | Videos | September 22, 2015 |

Was that headline Upworthy enough, because that’s what I was going for, but those things are harder than you might think to write.

Anyway, here’s a video of two women who think they can tell a man’s ethnicity based on their penis size, but in a blindfolded grope test, they discover that you can’t judge a book by its dick size! Or at least, half of them can’t (one lady is surprisingly accurate).

You see, ladies? You can’t just put us all in a box. We refuse to be categorized. Penises come in all shapes and sizes, regardless of ethnicity, and I think it’s time for the stereotypes to stop, because as a white male, I am offended, and my pain bleeds blood, and as everyone knows, Caucasian blood is the reddest.

Oh and also, this video is pretty messed up, but a little too on the moronic side for any of us to work up any outrage over.

Most of us, anyway.

Source: All Def Digital