First of all, to all the book readers who kept their mouths shut about last night’s episode of “Game of Thrones” for the last, oh, three years, thank you. I know it was hard, and I know some of you were bursting at the seams to tell someone. As someone who works on the Internet, I don’t know how I managed to avoid it, but thank you all on behalf of the lowly non-book readers for keeping that from us.
Second of all, for that, you deserve your smug satisfaction, and to take pleasure in the horrified responses. I know a lot of people, especially the book readers, were anxious to see others’ reaction because, well, that’s the fun part about being in the know, isn’t it? To witness the reactions of those who are not.
Congratulations, and thank you. Here’s you’re reward: Six minutes of viewers reacting to the Red Wedding.