In sum, according to the Fox News talking points — who notes that President Obama is “the worst president in history,” the tape from the fundraiser that has blown up Romney’s campaign was 1) leaked by a left-wing magazine and/or Jimmy Carter’s grandson and therefore invalid, and 2) it’s not what he really meant to say, anyway, but 3) it was the factually accurate truth.

“You don’t summit Bullshit Mountain unless you know your way around a turd or two.”

Enjoy!

Oh, and Letterman went on record to say that he “doesn’t hate” Romney, as Romney suggested, because Romney has been on Leno more than on Letterman.

“I certainly don’t hate Mitt because he’s done — because he’s been on Leno’s show more. I mean, why hate a guy who’s suffered through that?”

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