Old School. Biblically Independent.
By Vivian Kane | Videos | February 5, 2015
This past weekend, because I apparently hate myself and also because I have trouble fully criticizing something I haven’t experienced firsthand, I finally read 50 Shades of Grey. It was predictably terrible enough that I’m not planning to see the movie (though every article that comes out about its infighting makes me want to hate-watch it that much more). I would, however, absolutely watch the Lego version, 50 Shades of Bricks. Tell me those Legos don’t have a million times the chemistry Jamie Dornan and Dakota Johnson do. (Just kidding. A million times nothing is still nothing.)
