Thank God, Music's Greatest Hero Has Returned to Us

A few years back, the world of music found a savior, a phenomenal talent we weren’t ready for. Voice of an angel, the most original sound any of us had ever heard and a pop culture presence that could best be described as “human perfection with an otherworldly light,” it would be nine years before we were worthy of another unstoppable hit.

Well, it’s been nine years. And now it’s time. I give you, I GIFT YOU, “High Off My Love” by Paris Hilton.

You’re welcome. I hope you’re different now. Changed. Better.