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So Unladylike! Kate Upton Mauls a Poor Defenseless Hamburger In her Stockings

By Dustin Rowles | Videos | February 27, 2012 |

By Dustin Rowles | Videos | February 27, 2012 |

I don’t know what the hell this is, people! What is that woman doing to that Carl’s Jr. Burger. Keep it together, lady. It’s just a fast-food sandwich. Why is she treating a patty melt like it’s the last remaining penis on the planet? Hold your shit together. What did that burger do to you? Don’t write around like you’re giving that poor burger a strip tease. Why is she so dressed up? She’s at the drive-in with a hamburger by herself! There are people trying to watch a movie, for God’s sake! What if it’s a good movie, like The Vow. She’s so ruining it for EVERYONE.

Maggie Smith would not approve.

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