Real Life Doctors Have a Blast Diagnosing One of Your Favorite Holiday Films
Home Alone is probably one of our favorite movies to watch around this time of year; it’s even more enjoyable now that we can share it with the kidlets.
The movie is also a joy for these real-life physicians who have fun diagnosing and talking treatment for all the injuries Kevin McCallister caused pesky thugs, Harry and Marv. Oh, and the recovery process? Let’s just say, there doesn’t seem any way possible the Wet Bandits could have made it to New York.
“If you get shot in the groin with a BB gun, you’re gonna have some serious genital trauma.”
“This is why I can’t watch action movies anymore. You don’t get up from a fall like that.”
“Peeing and pooping from bags…”
“I hope the rest of his skin stays intact…because they’re going to need to like, remove parts of his skin with this thing that looks like a cheese cutter…”
“He looks great, and the burn looks very superficial — first degree, no problem — he’ll be fine.”
“We’re talking like, flame to the head.”
“The face is screwed.”
“Teeth are going to go flying…we’re talking like, meth mouth.”
“Let’s just rush them to the emergency room and do an IQ test on all of them.”
“I mean, it’s still a masterpiece. It’s…it’s cinema magic, is what it is.”