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Ranking the Hilarious Bill Hader Volkswagen Car Commercials (And Ruminating About the Beautiful Nerd Goddess Within)

By Dustin Rowles | Videos | January 6, 2011 |

By Dustin Rowles | Videos | January 6, 2011 |


Because Volkswagen is a decent car manufacturer that excels in making the perfect automobile for hipsters who decide to go to law school, they’ve made the brilliant decision to hire “Saturday Night Live’s” Bill Hader to be their pitchman. And they’re getting their money’s worth out of the man with six mostly hilarious commercials.

I’ve embarked on the task of ranking them because, frankly, that’s what I do, so cram it. My suggestion to you is to watch maybe the top two. I wouldn’t watch all six because, combined, they’re around 20 minutes long and, after awhile, you start dreaming of the life you might lead with the pitchwoman, Danielle, the kind of family you might have, and the beautiful bespectacled children you could produce, and the long rides you’d take out into the country in your gorgeous new Volkswagen.

Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have stalking to do.


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