I’m pretty sure the very best thing about Puff Daddy’s new Game of Thrones-themed music video is that clearly NO ONE involved has seen an episode of Game of Thrones. Sure, the Iron Throne is there (just, you know, chilling - pun! - in the middle of a field), and there are some adorable pettable wolves, though they’re not exactly dire. And there are, um… snowmobiles. Just like our Black Brothers had. My favorite, though, are the wildlings, clearly recognizable by their excessive blue eye shadow. Just like George R.R. Martin described.
If you can make it to the end of this, you’ve got one up on me. Also, it’s pretty NSFW, unless you work at a place where “n—” and “b*tches” is totally normal language. And if that’s the case, I’m going to assume you work on the set of Duck Dynasty, and I think you can do better.