Proof That Nick Offerman Can Make Any Dumb Words Sound Like Indisputable Curmudgeon Gospel
Nick Offerman has an incredible ability to take any combination of words, no matter how vapid, and make them sound like an indisputable truth. This even works with quotes from the “Showerthoughts” subreddit, which sounds less like things people think of in the shower, and more like things thought of high at Taco Bell at 2 am. Yet when Offerman realizes “My right elbow has never been touched by my right hand,” my heart breaks a little.
Via AV Club.