Peter Dinklage Would Like To Show You Something, and He Doesn't Want You To Look Away

You know what I did? I looked away!

DIRTY DAMN PETA AND YOUR GUILT MAKINGS.

I like animals! But I also like cheese! You need me to give up meat? Look, I’m trying! I’ve love to, because it’s really good for the environment (I learn everything I know about the environment from James Cameron), and I can limit myself to chicken. Just chickens! And fish, and fish don’t have feelings. I HEARD THAT ON A NIRVANA SONG.

I know, I know. I can do better. But I can’t give up cheese and dairy. CHEESE IS LIFE MAKING FOR HUMANS.

But I absolutely appreciate the sentiment, Peter. The gross, sensationalistic sentiment, and I will do better! For you, Peter. For you!