Olivia Munn Explains How She Faked an Orgasm When She Lost Her Virginity
John Stamos has a new web series out, Losing it with John Stamos, in which he sits down with famous folks and elicits their virginity stories. They released all the first season episodes at once, which is nice, if you’re in the mood to hear about Olivia Munn or Casey Wilson or Adam Pally or Bob Saget talk about getting rid of that pesky virginity, which surely had been burning a hole in their pockets.
I’d share my own, except that 1) you couldn’t possibly care, and 2) I’m still friends with her, and knowing that she might read about it would bring back all of my skin-crawling humiliation. Given what I have already shared about my humilating teenage sexual experiences, that should say a lot about what I’m not willing to share.
But, you know, feel free to share your first-time stories anonymously in the comments.
In the meantime, you can watch Munn talk about faking an orgasm for her boyfriend at the time, or Casey Wilson being suckered into sex by a bad poem, or Adam Pally losing it to his wife. It involves an episode of “Roseanne,” mouth sweats, and puking on her two hours after the experience. That’s love.