Going live Dec. 12, Marco Polo is the story of children playing in public pools with their eyes closed. Just kidding, it’s not that horrific. It has the aesthetic of Netflix’s answer to Game of Thrones but with kung fu. And naked kung fu. It will be kung fun. Excuse me, I have to go kill myself after that. Whatever. Just watch the trailer.
The show stars Italian actor Lorenzo Richelmy and focuses on Polo adventuring in 13th-century China. There will be violence and sex and drugs and political fighting and everything we love in this world. I’m so in.