Laverne Cox Doesn't Want to Marry Jason Biggs, But Not For Any of the Reasons the Rest of Us Don't Want to Marry Jason Biggs

Look you guys, I don’t enjoy writing about Jason Biggs any more than you enjoy reading about him. But when we get a window into the inner monologue of the goddess Laverne Cox, and she points out that the two could never, ever get married because it would lead to the most unfortunate hyphenation possible, well then we must endure.