What do you get for the guy that has everything? Judi Dench — who attributes her successful film career and her succession of award-winning roles to being cast in Shakespeare in Love — thanked Harvey Weinstein by getting her name tattooed on his ass, as Weinstein relayed on The Graham Norton Show.

Dench first revealed the tattoo to Weinstein in mixed company with a group of other entertainers at the Four Seasons hotel. During the BAFTAs last year, Oprah even asked Weinstein if the tattoo was an urban legend, and Dench proved to her that the tattoo did indeed exist by unbuckling her pants and showing it to her at the ceremony, because Judi Dench is a goddamn national treasure.

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