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Jon Stewart Says Pizza Hut's Latest Offering Is the Most Repulsive, Disgusting, Nauseating Food He's Seen in His Life

By Dustin Rowles | Videos | June 18, 2015 |

By Dustin Rowles | Videos | June 18, 2015 |

Jon Stewart may be taking a page out of the John Oliver handbook. Oliver has gone on a crusade against Bud Light Lime in recent weeks, and now Jon Stewart has taken a similar approach to Pizza Hut and its latest offering, some sort of “pork-fucked cheese typhoon,” with 28 miniature hot dogs baked into its crush.

God, why? Who the f**k orders these pizzas? One slice would put me on my ass, and the only thing I can imagine more disgusting is squeezing out the pizza-cheee grease into a cup and pairing it with the pizza.

Stewart does not limit his complaints to Pizza Hut, however. He also serenades Arbys: “No gimmicks, just diarrhea.”

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