I adore this man. Between Stewart and John Oliver, I can’t decide who’s better at taking on very serious subjects brilliantly *and* humorously. Why aren’t they on the 2016 ticket?

“Here’s a tip. For any pro-football players out there curious as to whether or not they may be child abusers, you can’t do something to a four year old that you’re not allowed to do to a 300 lb. lineman in a helmet and pads.”

“Actual Vikings don’t treat their children like that.”

“So, the NFL succumbed to beer pressure.”

(Someone tell the people doing CC’s close-captioning to run spell-check.)

Cindy Davis, (Twitter)