If you rolled over this morning, grabbed your iPhone, and checked in on Pajiba before you got out of bed, do yourself a favor and listen to Jimmy Fallon’s barbershop quartet performing “I Wanna Sex You Up (Tick Tock Get Up).” Hell, play it for your partner, lying next to you. It’s a natural aphrodisiac. Screw Barry White: Nothing will get you in the mood like an a capella version of a classic Color Me Badd song. Thirty seconds of this, and morning good times are yours.
If erection does not subside after four hours, consult your physician.