Jeff Goldblum Has Some Lyrics to the 'Jurassic Park' Theme Song That He Would Like to Sing for You

By Vivian Kane | Videos | September 10, 2014 |

By Vivian Kane | Videos | September 10, 2014 |

Today in “Celebrities: They’re Just Like Us!” Jeff Goldblum has made up some lyrics to the iconic Jurassic Park theme song. Well, not made them up. More like found them on the internet, which, if you think about it, is even more Like Us. But even if he didn’t write them, he serenaded Seth Meyers and his audience with them. And I don’t care what he actually looks like in this clip; when he sings (or talks, or exists), THIS is all I see:

And, because I know that wasn’t enough to fill the Jeff Goldblum-sized hole in your heart, here’s a bonus clip of him talking baby names and generally being delightful.

Vivian Kane’s Mad Men lyrics go as such: “Mad men, mad men, mad men, mad men. They are all a bunch of ma-ad men.” That one’s for free.