There are some things that don’t necessarily make a whole lot of sense on the surface, but we, being reasonable people who welcome gifts from the unseen gods of television, have learned not to ask questions and just appreciate. Jean-Claude Van Damme recreating his Kickboxer dance sequence (which just happens to be one of the greatest dances ever captured on film) on Conan is one of those things. Why is this happening. It really doesn’t matter. Just watch and love and be happy.
Also, thank you JC for skipping the splits. You know how we worry.