I’ll see your stunts in Mission Impossible: Ghost Protocol, Tom Cruise, and I’ll raise you SKYDIVING 2400 FEET WITHOUT A PARACHUTE.

Who even thinks to do a stunt like this? Why? And why was the news airing it live? What would’ve happened if he’d screwed up and splattered all over a sidewalk?

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