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Inevitability Arrives: Here's the 'The Witcher' Intro Done in the Style of the 'Friends' Intro

By Petr Knava | Videos | January 6, 2020 |

By Petr Knava | Videos | January 6, 2020 |


Well, here it is. It was bound to happen. You knew it, I knew it. It happens to everything. Nothing is spared. Sooner or later, like the merciless hand of death comes for us all, the Friends intro remix comes to claim the scalp its owed. And lest that sound like I’m complaining, I’m not. Why would I? Would you complain about grass being green? It’s just what is. In a handful of generations, when humanity finally collapses back into the vortex of nothingness from which it came and the only evidence that’s left of our scabrous presence on this planet is an effluence of plastic and the fuc*king Disney logo on everything, when the neighbouring extraterrestrial species who had been hiding from us but secretly recording everything we did get together to watch a highlight reel of our shart of a species run, they’ll set the footage to the Friends theme. So here it is, the intro for The Witcher, done in the style of Friends. Beware, though: Here be spoilers.


Here’s that pretty great fight scene from episode 1 set to Britney Spears’ banger ‘Toxic’. It’s some sort of poetry.

Petr is a staff contributor. You can follow him on Twitter.

Image sources (in order of posting): YouTube, Netflix

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