If You Want to See My Tajazzle, You Better Treat Me Right

Tajazzle is an amazing 3-step system that will help you become a more special person, for both yourself and your lover. Tajazzle, the ultimate system in personal confidence, helps you smell good, taste good, and look good, where it counts. When you look good and taste good, you will feel fantastic! Put Tajazzle on you kissalbe areas, and you will be delightfully delicious. Today, you can taste like honey, tomorrow you can taste like a Bacon Double Cheeseburger. Plus, you’ll always have a special sparkling secret that only your lover will know about.

If you want more confidence when you turn down the lights, you’ll always dazzle … with Tajazzle!

(*Full disclosure: Pajiba was paid 1,000,000 doubloons for sponsoring Tajazzle, good for one free Nerf football at participating Chuck E Cheese restaurants)

(via Gawker)