Jimmy Fallon wasted no time returning to work after his wife gave birth to their first child the deay before, a daughter, which the couple named Winnie Rose. I don’t know what the inspiration for Winnie was, but I like to think it’s “The Wonder Years” because that is a thought that appeals to me. He opened the show last night by talking about his new daughter, thanking everyone, and then jumping into a discussion of the Royal Baby, because Guh.
Anyway, the guy is probably running purely on adrenaline right now, and right about the time he crashes, the baby will demand his attention. Enjoy the next year, brother, and try not to outsource too much of the daily poop-eat-sleep drudge to the wife and nanny.