In another of Jimmy Kimmel’s always terrific “Lie Witness News” segments — in which he asks the opinion of pedestrians on fictional bands and/or other things that did not happen — he broke the news to saddened pedestrians that former President Franklin D. Roosevelt had just passed away. FDR, by the way, would be 132.

He really was terrific in Pearl Harbor, and I’m sad that his Twitter account will be abandoned. Maybe Eisenhower can fill the void with a parody FDR account.

It’s the confidence they exude that really baffles me.

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