Do Not Ask Amy Schumer About Her Ties to the Illuminati
Australian comedy duo, the Bondi Hipsters, learned the hard way that you should not ask Amy Schumer about her links with the Illuminati. She and Bill Hader get very defensive. No, she did not f*ck a squirrel (she was dating the squirrel). And no, she did not drank the blood of seven orphans.
They are not in the Illuminati, so JUST STOP ASKING.