You Must Address the Flopping Schlong: Conan Is Forced to Ask 'The Leftovers'' Justin Theroux About His Package
For me, The Leftovers has been an interesting trip. If you’ve read this site for a while, chances are you’ve seen my
bitterness feelings about Lost; I wasn’t sure I’d even be able to get past myself to try watching. But being as fair-minded susceptible to peer pressure as I am, I did give the first two episodes a go —frankly, I was bored. I couldn’t find a character to be interested in, or care about. Still, I meant to at least get to the Eccleston episode (fantastic!), and once I did, I was hooked. Right now, you may be asking yourself, what does all this have to do with Justin Theroux’s penis? Well…all this to say, if you haven’t yet been persuaded by Dustin’s urgings, perhaps a little a bit…perhaps the idea of Jon Hamm’s pants having competition will spur you on.
Meanwhile, I daresay you’ll get a darned good chuckle out of Conan’s hemming and hawing about a question his staff demanded he ask Theroux…and the ensuing conversation.
It’s good to laugh, and to be just a leetle jealous of Jennifer Aniston.