Chris Pine, Vampire Lawyer: The Role He Was Born to Play
Does Chris Pine suddenly have a lot of free time on his hands? This Funny or Die sketch, featuring the end credits for a Vampire Lawyer series sure makes it look that way. The final moments (which, after reading TK’s review, is what I imagine all of Dracula Untold is like), plus added bloopers is the stuff of Dracula parody dreams, and it comes with the caption, “You would not believe the amount of work that went into this sketch video.”
You’re right, Pine. I don’t think I would.
I would pay good money to see Vampire Lawyer go up against Phil Hartman’s Caveman Lawyer in a trial.