Chloë Grace Moretz, who last week taught Jim Carrey a little something about movie violence, was on Conan last night (one of the few late night talk shows not in reruns this week) to talk Kick Ass 2. During her segment, the 16 year old cracked out the old butterfly knife and gave it a whirl, and by give it a whirl I mean: Made me fear for her safety.
I know its fun to show-off, Chloë, but put down the knife, OK. It’s making me nervous, and I’m sure that whoever it is that bonds you on movies, provides insurance for your career, as well as that for Conan’s show will agree.
STOP THAT. You’re going to poke an eye out.