Overall, if you watch both performances, there’s no doubt that Charming Potato’s wife, Jenna Dewan, won the Lip Sync Battle with a confusing and yet arousing performing of “Pony,” which included a lap dance and some other naughty things that we can’t put in print on a family website (this is not a family website, but if it were, we couldn’t say that Jenna grabbed his rod and rod him like a stick shift).

Channing Tatum’s performance was not as good, but Channing Tatum had a secret weapon. Channing Tatum had Beyonce, and Beyonce makes all the difference.

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