Behold, the Single Greatest Creation to Ever Come Out of Halloween

By Vivian Kane | Videos | October 31, 2014 |

Halloween is a magical time. We know this to be true. But why is it so wonderful? The spooky atmosphere? Haunted houses? Slutty versions of various food items? The ability to walk up to any strangers house and be treated to free candy? No. The single greatest product of Halloween, in the entire history of the holiday, is this video: the ultra-disturbing Mary Kate and Ashley Olson Halloween Song circa 199adorable. Enjoy (if you can/dare).

Never forget that this was a thing that once happened.

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