Blacklist and Age of Ultron star James Spader dropped by The Tonight Show and talked about his crazy schedule running between filming his series’ two seasons, the Avengers, and Comic-Con —which was sandwiched in between. Next thing Fallon knew, he was just a bystander to Spader’s talk of teasing, foreplay, anticipation, and tantric orgasms, complete with full body language…

Oh come on, just watch. You know you want to.

The man still has it.

Cindy Davis, (Twitter) is ripe for a Secretary (and White Palace) rewatch.