Ashton Kutcher Even Manages To F*ck Up Altruism. Good Job, Kelso, You Dumbass.
LIsten guys. I’m all for altruism. Hell, unlike some, celebrity altruism usually doesn’t bother me one bit. I don’t care if Angelina Jolie comes off as smug. I don’t give a sh*t if Sean Penn gets a little loud up there on his soap box. It’s pretty groovy that Sandra Bullock sort of quietly donated $1 million to the American Red Cross to help Japan. The fact that Idris Elba is opening a healthcare clinic in Sierra Leone makes him even sexier in my eyes. But these anti-sex slavery ads that Ashton Kutcher, Demi Moore and their band of famous merry pranksters made? I find them f*cking WEIRD. The tone is just…off. Am I anti-sex slavery. Um, yes. Am I glad all these famous peeps are anti-sex slavery too? Um, sure? Do I think anyone watching these videos, one hand on the phone to Dial-A-Sex-Slave, is going to hang up in shame? Um… no. These videos are bizarre and creepy if you ask me. Oh, you didn’t? Hmm.
[via Video Gum]