This is a video of Andrew Garfield doing a TIFF interview with Vanity Fair, during the first 15 seconds of which HE PUTS HIS OWN BEARD IN HIS MOUTH. Stop whatever you’re doing and watch Spider-Man eat his own beard.
Alright, he actually does talk about some interesting things: his new movie 99 Homes, about the housing crisis, the paparazzi and celebrity/human privacy, and, yes, his beard. (By way of explanation: “This is a beard. I grew it.”)
But you may not actually see any of that because of all the laugh-barfing up top.
Your move, Joaquin Phoenix.