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And This is Why Maxi Pad Commercials Use Blue Instead of Red

By Dustin Rowles | Videos | May 7, 2014 |

By Dustin Rowles | Videos | May 7, 2014 |

If you’re the kind of teenage boy who is a big enough jackass to think it’s funny to stick all your sister’s maxi-pads to a ceiling fan and watch them whir around while she’s sobbing (God, I was an asshole), you may also be the kind of prick who makes jokes about the “blue pee” that always shows up in Maxi-pad commercials.

Well, there is a reason that it’s blue instead of red, as this parody ad deftly illustrates.

Now, let’s just get a more realistic depiction of those Charmin bears using toilet paper.