One of Jimmy Kimmel’s best bit is his ‘Celebrities Read Mean Tweets About Themselves,’ and this latest edition Jon Snow is miscast, Sophia Vergara has a dick in her mouth, Gary Oldman has annoying accents, Matthew McConaughey is a dick turd,Julia Roberts could swallow an elephant, plus many more. I think my favorite one, however, is for David Blaine because that tweet is the most perfect description of him I’ve ever heard.

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