Old School. Biblically Independent.
By Dustin Rowles | Twitter | November 8, 2016
I know you guys aren’t getting anything done today. Election results that matter won’t start rolling in for a couple of hours, so to tide you over, here’s a few of the many, many, many Twitter responses to the roll-out of Donald Trump’s surreal Victory cake.
The Trump party “victory” cake. This election is like a surreal, twisted dream where nothing makes sense and it’s taking forever to wake up. pic.twitter.com/vt78w3vdYR
— jimgeraghty (@jimgeraghty) November 8, 2016
Why does it look like a corpse? https://t.co/GQLdtWdlYN
— Jon Favreau (@jonfavs) November 8, 2016
Wow, even the Trump cake looks sad. https://t.co/zOySzF6Xkn
— Judd Legum (@JuddLegum) November 8, 2016
CONWAY: What's with the cake?
— Owen Ellickson (@onlxn) November 8, 2016
TRUMP: Little tradition I have. I like to mark big life events by eating Rutger Hauer pic.twitter.com/nSlFiQLtH9
Why would Trump want to eat a cake of a sad, zombified Christopher Walken impersonating him? https://t.co/0sQ9muH1eB
— Dorito Jesus (@Boogar_Sugar) November 8, 2016
— Mike Ryan (@mikeryan) November 8, 2016
Donald Trump's cake has bottomless pools of sadness where its eyes should be. pic.twitter.com/1jprJIqGnx
— Brian Tallerico (@Brian_Tallerico) November 8, 2016
🎶hello darkness my old friend🎶 pic.twitter.com/DcC6AAeeR8
— Lana Berry (@Lana) November 8, 2016
This is what happens when you don't pay your baker. pic.twitter.com/uTXoqg82sl
— Matt Singer (@mattsinger) November 8, 2016
Did they say, "Pose like you just learned that you've lost and you now have to sit through a fraud trial"? https://t.co/ggdZIpNMqr
— LOLGOP (@LOLGOP) November 8, 2016
.@rustyk5 pic.twitter.com/w6p9jGfwth
— max (@MaxRappaport) November 8, 2016
what if we find out he's been made of cake this whole time https://t.co/09kMGWbLbb
— Anne T. Donahue (@annetdonahue) November 8, 2016
"Would you eat me? I'd eat me." pic.twitter.com/HBhPt2mW0l
— Will Goss (@williambgoss) November 8, 2016
Tfw you can't see the devastating effects of your campaign but your cake can https://t.co/9NgZbslMcI
— Courtney Enlow (@courtenlow) November 8, 2016
