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What Does Roy Kent Look Like When He Smiles, Plus How Tall Is Hannah Waddingham?

By Dustin Rowles | TV | August 27, 2021 |

By Dustin Rowles | TV | August 27, 2021 |


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There’s plenty of horrific news in the world today, and if you’d like a dose of that, you can find it … almost anywhere else at the moment. But it’s also Friday, which means a new Ted Lasso episode, which hopefully also means that the tiresome backlash will fade.

I am not interested in talking about that this morning, however. I’d prefer to stick with something light. For instance, what does Brett Goldstein — who plays the grump with the teddy bear center, Roy Kent — look like when he smiles? I’m not talking about a grin. I’m talking about a big smile with teeth, which is a bit like seeing Ron Swanson without his mustache. I scanned all of the photos of Goldstein available to use from Getty images, and these are the only two examples I could find:

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Whoa. That’s weird. I feel like my center of gravity has been knocked askew. Is the Earth still on its axis? It ain’t right.

Another question I had this morning was exactly how tall is Hannah Waddingham, who plays Rebecca Welton on Ted Lasso? There’s not a lot of reliable intel on that online, although one site unofficially lists her at 5’11. Does this look like 5’11?

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Maybe we need another photo to do a thorough inspection?

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Hmmm. It’s hard to tell how tall a person is without some perspective. You know what? Juno Temple is 5’2. Let’s see what Hannah Waddingham looks like next to Juno Temple.

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Is that a nine-inch difference? That looks right. Let’s add some more perspective here. Jason Sudeikis is listed at 6’1. How does that look compared to 5’11 Hannah Waddingham and 5’2 Juno Temple?

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Huh. That’s weird. Why does 5’11 suddenly look two inches taller than 6’1? I’m sure there’s an explanation for that! Oh yes. Yes, there is! It’s called heels.

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And there you go! Now you know what Roy Kent’s teeth look like and that Hannah Waddingham is tall but maybe not as tall as Jason Sudeikis.

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