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The Maze-like Intricacies of "Entourage" Continue to Confound

By Dustin Rowles | TV | August 16, 2010 |

By Dustin Rowles | TV | August 16, 2010 |

HBO’s “Entourage,” now in its seventh season, is a complex emotional drama. It’s a minefield of plot turns, complications, and relationship turmoil. We here at Pajiba don’t want you to have to face the density of the show alone. Throughout the seventh season, we will be tracking every crucial highlight of the show, guiding you through the twists and turns of the labyrinthine HBO comedy.

Because of the density of “Entourage,” I unfortunately have not covered it in the last four weeks. It took over a month to process those developments, and now that I have finally wrapped my brain around this season’s narrative arc, I think I can properly get you up to speed thanks to half a bottle of Ginseng, a few flow charts, and an Oxford’s English dictionary.

Weeks 3 - 7 HIghlights

  • Vince began dating porn star Sasha Grey. He did cocaine. It may cost him a gig in a Randall Wallace superhero movie, Airwalker.

  • Johnny Drama is still unemployed. Billy Walsh is attempting to create an animated show built around his voice.

  • Eric is still engaged. His attempts to introduce anal intercourse into his relationship faltered.

  • Turtle’s limousine service failed. Now, he’s promoting tequila by using Vince’s fame. He’s also involved with the woman who quit the limo service after Turtle made a pass at her.

  • Ari’s attempts to bring an NFL team to L.A. were derailed after Lizzie Grant quit and the contents of tape recordings she made of Ari — where he called his staff c*nts and cocksuckers — were leaked to Deadline Hollywood by Amanda Daniels.

    Previous Weeks

    Week 2 Highlights:

  • Vince got a haircut, sky-dived.
  • Johnny Drama is still unemployed; Lloyd, and now Eric, can’t find him a job.
  • Turtle wrongfully accused a former limo driver of credit card theft, apologized.
  • Jerry Jones wants Ari to bring an NFL team to L.A.

    Week 1 Highlights:

  • Vince succumbs to pressure from Nick Cassavetes and does his own stunt.
  • Eric is still engaged.
  • Johnny Drama is still unemployed; Lloyd can’t find him a job.
  • One of Turtle’s drivers quits after Turtle makes a pass at her.
  • Ari still runs the most successful agency in the world.