Can Anyone Even Understand "True Detective?"

That’s a question that Joel McHale and Jim Rash ponder on The Soup in this spectacular parody of the popular HBO series, True Detective. Are we simply so blinded by the amazing performances that we don’t notice that we don’t understand a goddamn word Matthew McConaughey is saying? “All boo respect, sire, manny’s got a soo woo.” (I think?) “My mommy said, ‘Dog faced to the banana patch.”

Honestly, I could care less what they’re saying. It’s hypnotizing. I’m putting in an early request for Joel McHale and Jim Rash for the fourth season of True Detective.