You Say Sissy I Say Sexy: The 16 Best Uses Of Guyliner
Here’s a random and jest fer fun round up of some dudes rocking my favorite accessory: Guyliner. Some a fictional, some are not. Some are gay/trans/bi, some are straight as the proverbial arrow. But all look fantastic. Yes, yes, even old Captain Jack.
Richard Alpert (Many have claimed this is just what Nestor Carbonell’s eyes naturally look like. I will remain unconvinced until I wake up next to him some morning. So, Nestor, if you want to set the record straight, you know my number.)
Jack Sparrow (In the first film, before he became so entirely cartoonish.)
Ewan McGregor (No, not just as Curt Wild. Man loves his recreational Guyliner.)
Nizam (Worst movie, best liquid liner.)
Alex (This is really more Manscara than Guyliner.)
Azazeal (Inarticulate noises.)
Joanna Robinson doesn’t think you would actually say “sissy.” She knows you’re better than that.