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Would You Rather ... ? Dead Dog Movie or Dead Person Movie Edition

By Dustin Rowles | Lists | August 26, 2010 |

By Dustin Rowles | Lists | August 26, 2010 |

Many of our readers have often claimed that Dead Dog movies are more anguishing for them than Dead Person movies (or Cancer movies). So today, because it’s late August and I’m feeling particularly cruel, I thought I’d put theory that to the test in a torturous edition of Would You Rather …. ? which pits Decent to Good Dead Dog Animal Movies against Bad Dead Person movies, which also test your patience with bad cinema.

So, if forced to watch a marathon of better made dead animal movies or badly made dead person movies, which would you choose? There’s a poll beneath your choices.

Dead Pet Marathon

  • Turner in Turner & Hooch

  • Samantha in I Am Legend

  • Old Yeller in Old Yeller

  • Artax in The Neverending Story

  • Old Dan and Little Ann in Where the Red Fern Grows

    Dead Person Marathon

  • Jackie (Susan Sarandon) in Stepmom

  • Powder (Sean Patrick Flanery) in Powder

  • Hillary (Barbara Hershey) in Beaches

  • Thomas (Macauley Culkin) in My Girl

  • Shelby (Julia Roberts) in Steel Magnolias

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