You all voted, right? Right.
And, for better or for worse, election day is behind us and we can all focus on what TRULY matters to this country. The Wedding of Leslie Knope and Ben Waytt. The creators of “Parks and Recreation” have already shown that they know how to do weddings. I don’t expect the typical, sappy sitcom wedding fare. I expect something that is perfectly tailored to the well-written, beautifully fleshed out characters Michael Schur et. al. have given us over the past five seasons.
But because it’s fun to think about, and because I was tired of talking about politics, here are 26 things I want to see at the Knope/Wyatt nuptials. Ya heard?
Fingers Crossed For The Return Of Snakejuice
…In Small, Child-Like Portions Of Course
Leslie’s Pre-Wedding Jitters
Leslie’s Hair After She Gets Help From Her People
The Reaction From Her Friends When They See Her
Tom’s Fashion Input
Donna’s Wedding Night Advice
Drunk Ann Perkins
Food By Andy
But Probably Ron
Donna’s Twitter Reaction
The Invited Guests
The Uninvited Ones
A Wedding Cake Made Entirely Of Waffles
Don’t Forget The Whipped Cream
Music From Jerry
Or Mouse Rat
Or DJ Roomba
The Thoughtful Gifts
Tommy Let Loose Among The Bridesmaids
But, If I’m Being Honest, All I Need Is These Two
…And, Did I Mention Dancing?