Schmidt—“New Girl”

Dave Rose—“Happy Endings”

Rodney Ruxin—“The League”

Dr. Noah Werner DDS—“Suburgatory”

Ryan Howard—“The Office”

Jonah Ryan—“Veep”

Jeff Winger—“Community”

Jean Ralphio—“Parks And Recreation”

And/Or Tommy Fresh Himself

Dennis Reynolds—“It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia”

…and, as themselves…

Alex Pettyfer

John Mayer

Ryan Phillippe

Joanna Robinson still thinks the movie should be called Bring It Entourage.