Last night, Bradley Cooper appeared on the Bravo tentpole series Inside the Actors Studio. Nothing against Cooper, honestly. Anyone who ever appeared in a Stella short receives a full life pass from me (and he appeared in two, and Wet Hot American Summer, so triply so). But his work is not exactly ITAS caliber. That said, there’s only so many Lauren Bacalls and Dustin Hoffmans. Somewhere along the way, they just ran out.
Quick aside, did anyone else actually watch this? You guys, what the fuck happened to Renee Zellweger’s face? It got worse. She looks 100. Choose face over body and eat something, Bridget!
Here are some of the guests who made the MFA playwright students wonder if they were really getting their tuition’s worth.
10. James Lipton (guest in the 200th episode)
9. Cameron Diaz
8. Brooke Shields
7. Teri Hatcher
6. Barbara Walters
5. Bradley Cooper
4. Jennifer Lopez
3. Bon Jovi (yes, the whole band)
2. Billy Joel
1. Jay Leno