I happen to run across a news story this morning that mentioned that Jenna Von Oy, who played Sixx on “Blossom,” had given birth to a baby girl this weekend. The baby’s name is Gray Audrey, and she was born in Nashville. I haven’t kept up with Jenna Van Oy since “Blossom,” so I did a little research to find out what happened to her. She’s in Nashville because of a failed attempt to become a country singer. She was also on some UPN show for a while. Also, maybe some of you are already aware of this, but a Google search also revealed some very unsettling images. I mean, Mayim Bialik turned out about the way most of us probably expected: She’s a crunchy nerd with a PhD in neuroscience who had undergone a makeover on “What Not to Wear,” has kids, and has appeared on “Big Bang Theory.” But Sixx? She was the fruitcake neighbor, the manic pixie sitcom girl. These images, however? What the hell? Jenna Van Oy is from Stamford, Connecticut, the whitest city in all of America. Where in her career did she make a wrong turn and END UP IN JERSEY?
Nick Russo cannot be happy with this turn of events.