The 2013 Academy Award Fashion Review

By The Pajibettes | Lists | February 25, 2013 |

By The Pajibettes | Lists | February 25, 2013 |

We went all out for the Academy Awards this year; instead of only one viewpoint, you’ll get eight (along with some interesting categories). Beat that, Fashion Police.

1. Internet Magpie

Best Dress, Naomi Watts in Armani Prive

Best Suit: Eddie Redmayne

Worst Dress: Kristen Stewart in Reem Acra

Worst Suit: Quentin Tarantino

Stumpiest: Olivia Munn in Marchesa

Best Couple: Sally Field and Joseph Gordon-Levitt

Most Beautiful Blue Ever: Robin Roberts in Marc Bouwer

Porny: Anne Hathaway

Pornier: Jason Schwartzman

Porniest: Brandi Glanville

2. Julie

Best Dress: Stacy Keibler in Naeem Khan

Worst Dress: Melissa McCarthy in David Meister

Best Couple: Daniel Radcliffe and Joseph Gordon-Levitt

Used a Rabid Porcupine as a Hairbrush: Helena Bonham Carter and Tim Burton

Best Sparkles: Adele in Burberry Performance Dress

Most Disappointing Lack of Color: Jessica Chastain in Giorgio Armani

3. Jodi

Best Dress, Naomi Watts in Armani Prive

Best Suit, Christoph Waltz

Worst Dress, Anne Hathaway in Prada

Best Couple: The Avengers

Worst Couple: Melissa McCarthy and Ben Falcone His facial hair and her unwillingness to flaunt her curves instead of draping them with fabric are to blame. Also, her hair. I would have liked to have seen softer hair.

Who The F*ck Invited This Skank: Brandi Glanville

Dude I’d Most Like To Make Less Than Dressed: Joseph Gordon-Levitt

4. Even Stevens

Best Dress: Tie Between Jennifer Garner in Gucci and Zoe Saldana in Alexis Mabille

Best Suit: Joseph Gordon-Levitt

Worst Dress: Nicole Kidman in L’wren Scott

Best Couple: Christoph Waltz and Bradley Cooper

Best Accessory: Quvenzhane Wallis

Best Hair/Make-Up: Tie Between Jennifer Lawrence and Naomi Watts

5. Dammit Janet

Best Dress: Jennifer Lawrence in Dior Haute Couture

Best Suit: Christoph Waltz

Worst Dress: Halle Berry in Versace

Worst Suit: Quentin Tarantino

Best Couple: Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner

6. KatSings

Best Dress: Catherine Zeta Jones in Zuhair Murad

Worst Dress (Why Are You Wearing an Apron with Nipples?): Anne Hathaway in Prada

And Melissa McCarthy (Dear God Why?) in David Meister

Best Couple: Tie Between Channing and Jenna Dewan Tatum and Joseph Gordon-Levitt and Sally Field

Best Cleavage: Samantha Barks in Valentino

7. Kolby

Best Dressed: Jessica Chastain in Giorgio Armani

Best Suit: Seth MacFarlane

Worst Dress: Anne Hathaway in Prada

Worst Suit: Quentin Tarantino

Best Couple: Channing and Jenna Dewan Tatum

Most Successful Choice of White After Labor Day: Queen Latifah in Badgley Mischka

Best Shoes, Possibly of All Time: Adele in Christian Louboutin

Most Manly Man in the History of Men: Hugh Jackman

8. Cindy

Best Dress, Naomi Watts in Armani Prive

Worst Dress: Jackie Weaver in Rana Salam

Best Dude No Matter What He’s Wearing: Christoph Waltz

Best (Pretend) Couple: George Clooney and Stacy Keibler

Most Glamourous Couple: Liev Schreiber and Naomi Watts

Why Didn’t You Wear This to the Ceremony? Amy Adams in Oscar de la Renta

Woman We Want to Hate (Is There Nothing She Can’t Do?), But Can’t Help Loving: Charlize Theron

Best Singing and Dancing Men: Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Seth MacFarlane and Daniel Radcliffe

Perhaps Should Have Thought More About Changing into This Dress: Jennifer Lawrence

Just Egad: Joel Madden and Nicole Richie

Best Rockers: Dave Grohl and Chris Cornell

Best Movie Star/Toilet Cleaning Ensemble: Faye Dunaway in I-Don’t-Know-What

The Rest:

Jennifer Aniston in Valentino

Sandra Bullock in Elie Saab Couture

Amy Adams in Oscar de la Renta

Kerry Washington in Miu Miu

Reese Witherspoon in Louis Vuitton

Amanda Seyfried in Alexander McQueen

Charlize Theron in Dior Couture

Jennifer Hudson in Roberto Cavalli

Octavia Spencer in Tadashi Shoji

Salma Hayek in Alexander McQueen

Helen Hunt in H&M

Helena Bonham Carter in Vivienne Westwood

Chris Evans

Chris Pine

Jamie Foxx with Daughter, Corinne Bishop

Daniel Day Lewis and Rebecca Miller

Bryan Cranston and Robin Dearden

Catherine Zeta Jones in Zuhair Murad and Michael Douglas

Naomi Watts in Armani Prive and Liev Schreiber

Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban

Hugh Jackman and Deborra-Lee Furness