“Fashion Police” on E at 8:30pm ET. The 90 minute Academy Awards edition. Here’s the thing, I like looking at all the dresses but I hate watching these shows. I know it’s simplistic to say that they just seem mean and some of you will tell me that’s the point, but it’s not really my thing. I can’t get that worked up about people I only know from interviews on television, and would rather just sit through a nice leisurely slide show featuring all the angles on their dresses and close-ups of detail work with just a light musical accompaniment. There’s been thousands and thousands of words already written about the actresses and what they wore, I just don’t see how another go-round of bashing Anne Hathaway for getting a bit Tracy Flick towards the end and wearing a dress with unfortunately placed darts is entertaining. But if it’s your thing, then grab the wine and bash away, I’ve got my guilty pleasures too.
“Bunheads” on ABC Family at 9:00pm ET. First season finale.
“RuPaul’s Drag Race” on Logo at 9:00pm ET.
“Burning Love” on E at 10:00pm ET. Series premiere. This isn’t quite a series premiere, as this show existed as a web-series on Yahoo for a while. Pretty sure it’s a satire based loosely on “The Bachelor” and it stars Pajiba favorites Ken Marino and Kristen Bell with bonus Ken Jeong. I’m sure some of the references will be a bit dated at this point, but it still looks like it could be fun.
“Catfish: The Reunion Show” on MTV at 11:00pm ET. “Hey, remember that time you all lied to each other because of your crippling social insecurities? Lets discuss that again, some more.”
Genevieve Burgess would very much like it if you bought her book. Please?