David Fincher’s The Girl with a Dragon Tattoo hasn’t been released yet, but Lisbeth Salander is already an iconic character, thanks to the both the novels and the Swedish film series. It’s a character seemingly designed for fashion magazines, and Rooney Mara’s Lisbeth Salander has already been plastered on newstands, two months ahead of the film’s release. Earlier this week, we also learned that H&M (appropriately) is putting together a Lisbeth Salander-inspired clothing collection, so that one day soon, a nation with a obesity problem will all be wearing tight-fitting pants and hoodies. It seems like such an uncomfortable ensemble, and then you have to add to it all the piercings and the freaky-looking bangs, and well, soon, Creepy Goth Cadaver will be all the rage. It’s amazing the difference eyebrows make, eh? The blond ones? Eeek, motherf*ckers. Eek.
Anyway, ahead of that impending fashion craze, I thought I’d take a moment to compile the Lisbeth Salander photoshoot collection to over-stimulate your rods and cones.