By Dustin Rowles | Lists | October 26, 2010
Tony Romo (The Douchebag Boyfriend — Think Craig Kilborn in Old School)

Kyle Boller (The Harvard Asshole in 80s Comedies)
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Peyton Manning (Lenny Small in Of Mice and Men (Sorry, Peyton))
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Eli Manning (Lenny Small’s Understudy in Of Mice and Men)
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Phililp Rivers (The Next Generation of Yahoo Serious)
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Matt Cassell (The Local Yokel — Think Cletus Spuckler in “The Simpsons”)
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Wes Welker (The Gay Best Friend — Think Ethan Embry in Sweet Home Alabama)
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Ray Lewis (The Homicidal Reverend (with a Secret))
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Jason Taylor & Tony Gonzales (The Poor Man’s Dwayne Johnson)
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Tom Brady (The Mentally Challenged Dad in Justin Bieber Movies)
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